Dear FSU student,
Come to Jetsonia it is the best digital utopia available. Are you tired of getting your identity hacked from your system? As a poor college student who most likely already has plenty of debt, why would you want to deal with that? Do you get online to research for a paper and instead get your computer racked up with spyware, adware, malware and other viruses. In Jetsonia these problems do not exist in any way.
Jetsonia is a utopia free from the perils of advertisers. Our advertisers have a specific section of the internet to advertise. If you want to find a plumber you must first search plumbers of hire. No longer will you have to sift through millions of websites on google to find that one website with relevant information for whatever you want to look up. There is freedom of information and when we say freedom of information we mean it. If you do not want to know what the government is up to do not ask because we will tell you exactly what is going on. There are no secrets. Is the government in trouble with a new bill? Yes we are we need your help. This being a utopia you do not have to worry about bad news we always have good news.
A warning to you for if you choose to join our utopia you must not abuse the technology given to you. There is a strict policy regarding hackers and people that give out viruses. Our omnitron 5.0 can detect any hacking in the area at any time and if you load a virus not only will your equipment be destroyed but the violator will face harsh punishment. I am not trying to scare you off prospective digital citizen. I am really trying to show you the power of our government, so for one you will not choose to do illegal things if you join us and two you can know that you are safe from viruses and hackers while in Jetsonia.
In conclusion student from Florida State our utopia is the utopia for you. We are a free and open utopia where information flows freely. Our searches are easy and information is at your fingertips at all times. You will never have to fight through advertisements and other false information to find what you want. Our state of the art search technology makes sure of that once you know how to use it. The other plus is that you never have to worry about getting hacked or getting a virus. The only thing you have to worry about is being good on the internet and not doing anything harmful to other computers. Nobody wants to be exiled to Flintstonia and we would never do that to you as long as you agree to be a good utopian. This is only for the safety of Jetsonians I hope you consider our offer.
Sincerely,
Drew Mudge
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Posted by SmarterthanOdysseus at 11:13 AM
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Jetsonia seems like a friendly, yet strict environment to college students. The citizens of Jetsonia have a neighborly attitude to college students and our primary concerns- the internet and our protection. It is an extremely digitally focused society; it is close to a digital Strozier. I can feel safe knowing that my information will not abused by malicious hackers who want to take my information. I have a few question about the quality of life in Jetsonia as well as my privacy if I become a Jetsonian citizen.
In addition, I like the idea that Jetsonia has taken the time to create a search free from advertisers. Not only does this diminish the risk of hackers, but also allows a more concise and efficient search experience; an imperative addition for papers and other projects. However, if Jetsonia is so digitally dependent, how will they make any money to support their programs and software? In the digital world, many search engines and websites gain their financial support through advertisements. How will Jetsonia help indebted college students? Moreover, even if Jetsonia only use a selected amount of advertisers, how will the government decide for financial competition if only select amounts of advertisers have a specific space? Alternatively, do all advertisers are on that space? Please clarify.
In addition, if everything can be readily searched in Jetsonia, does that affect the citizens’ privacy? Just because I can find numerous sources of information for a paper or project, does that mean anyone can find information about me? How will Jetsonia protect my privacy from fellow citizens’ not only potential hackers?
In addition, the idea that there is no bad news in this utopia, so if there is bad news. For instance, if Flintstonia wants to attack Jetsonia, will you not let us know, unless we ask you what is going on.
I have no idea who Drew Mudge is, but he sounds like the President of Jetsonia or the head of the department of security. In this letter, this seems to be one central rule, ‘Don’t abuse the technology given to us’, how will I know how to use this technology? And what if I accidentally download a virus; will I be tried in court? How do you know what the virus is? The government sounds pretty powerful and mysterious.
Additionally, how do you know what is false information from verified information? Do you only use scholarly information? Is Wikipedia not allowed in Jetsonia? How about social network websites?
Conclusively, Jetsonia seems very mysterious, yet ever exciting! I wish knew how are the quality of life is like in Jetsonia, Will I be secluded from my family, because Jetsonia is so far away? Also, is Omitron 5.0 available on data plans fro mobile phones? Or will I have to buy a new phone? The technology given to citizen is that given to us from the government or do we as citizens decide what technology to use? Until these questions are answered, then I’ll be more confident to join Jetsonia.
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