Our reasons for creating the digital utopia of Jetsonia are simple and straightforward. We,the proud people of Jetsonia, refuse to tolerate the complete and utterly despicable amount of theft and damage that has been occuring throughout the current digital society. Identity theft has occurred throughout the computer industry, corrupting hundreds of thousands. Hackers have been stealing information, money, ideals, and confidentiality from citizens all around the world. The current digital society completely broke our trust by not punishing these wrongdoers. This group of hackers live by ideals that are outdated and don't use technology in the proper way that Jetsonians believe in. We think of them as the Amish of the technological world. The current digital society completely broke our trust by not dealing with these savages.
Our mission is to stop these criminals from stealing digital information. We intend to do this by severely punishing any offenders who try to steal information by completely kicking them out of our utopia.We do not extend Miranda Rights for people who violate these guidelines. They will be exiled to Flinstonia, a non utopian society where digital citizenship does not exist. There is no technology there and survival chances are slim due to a harsh environment containing prehistoric creatures and a culture hard to adapt to compared to Jetsonian lifestyle. No one is given a second chance and will be on their own.
Our mission also includes the task of getting rid of viruses. We can accomplish this by our advanced technology of tracing back to the hackers that plant them in the first place. No longer will the people have to suffer the indignity of getting a virus. Planting viruses is punishable by execution of their personality in the digital world. Our society acknowledges that we accomplish all of our goals digitally and plan on not tolerating hassles while doing so. We demand to secure the right for free internet searching. We will provide a wireless universe where people will be able to enjoy the advantages of interacting, researching, and managing finances.
Our government of Empathions and Logicians will guarantee fairness to all of the utopia. We plan on expanding our technology on a day to day basis to help the future unite us all, as our motto states. The prior digital society spent too much time on the past, while success lies in our future. We have banned historical texts because of our Jetsonian's theory that we refuse to repeat the mistakes of our previous society's past. We are training our minds to think creatively. We encourage our students in the school system to use their time wisely to prepare for their futures' working for their goals. We do not need to learn aspects of education that will not be of use for us in the future.
All of our digital citizens have freedom of speech, while our past society had rules and regulations against this, Jetsonia will not allow it. We have continually warned the hackers and lawbreakers that we will no longer tolerate their unlawful actions. In conclusion, we therefore, as members of the digital utopia of Jetsonia, declare ourselves the forerunners of this technological driven society. In closing, we will continue to look into the future and beyond to help us educate each other and flourish as a society for another millennia to come. Our success lies in our trust of the good people of Jetsonia, and their refusal to fail.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Proclamation Statement
Posted by CSKennedy at 7:43 AM
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