Dear FSU student,
Come to Jetsonia it is the best digital utopia available. Are you tired of getting your identity hacked from your system? As a poor college student who most likely already has plenty of debt, why would you want to deal with that? Do you get online to research for a paper and instead get your computer racked up with spyware, adware, malware and other viruses. In Jetsonia these problems do not exist in any way.
Jetsonia is a utopia free from the perils of advertisers. Our advertisers have a specific section of the internet to advertise. If you want to find a plumber you must first search plumbers of hire. No longer will you have to sift through millions of websites on google to find that one website with relevant information for whatever you want to look up. There is freedom of information and when we say freedom of information we mean it. If you do not want to know what the government is up to do not ask because we will tell you exactly what is going on. There are no secrets. Is the government in trouble with a new bill? Yes we are we need your help. This being a utopia you do not have to worry about bad news we always have good news.
A warning to you for if you choose to join our utopia you must not abuse the technology given to you. There is a strict policy regarding hackers and people that give out viruses. Our omnitron 5.0 can detect any hacking in the area at any time and if you load a virus not only will your equipment be destroyed but the violator will face harsh punishment. I am not trying to scare you off prospective digital citizen. I am really trying to show you the power of our government, so for one you will not choose to do illegal things if you join us and two you can know that you are safe from viruses and hackers while in Jetsonia.
In conclusion student from Florida State our utopia is the utopia for you. We are a free and open utopia where information flows freely. Our searches are easy and information is at your fingertips at all times. You will never have to fight through advertisements and other false information to find what you want. Our state of the art search technology makes sure of that once you know how to use it. The other plus is that you never have to worry about getting hacked or getting a virus. The only thing you have to worry about is being good on the internet and not doing anything harmful to other computers. Nobody wants to be exiled to Flintstonia and we would never do that to you as long as you agree to be a good utopian. This is only for the safety of Jetsonians I hope you consider our offer.
Sincerely,
Drew Mudge
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Posted by SmarterthanOdysseus at 11:13 AM 1 comments
Proclamation Statement Revision
The reasons for creating the digital utopia of Jetsonia are simple. We refuse to tolerate the complete identity theft that has occurred throughout the computer industry. Hackers have been stealing information, money, ideals, and confidentiality from citizens all around the world. The current digital society completely broke our trust by not punishing these hackers. This group of hackers live by ideals that are outdated and do not use technology in the proper way that Jetsonians believe in. We think of them as the Amish of the technological world. In doing so, the current digital society completely broke our trust.
Our mission is to stop these criminals from stealing digital information. We intend to do this by severely punishing any offenders who try to steal information by completely kicking them out of our utopia. We do not extend Miranda Rights for people who violate these guidelines. They will be exiled to Flintstonia, a non-utopian society where digital citizenship does not exist. There is no technology there and survival chances are slim due to a harsh environment containing prehistoric creatures and a culture that is hard to adapt to compared to a Jetsonian lifestyle. No one is given a second chance and they will be on their own.
Our mission also includes the task of getting rid of viruses. We can accomplish this by our advanced technology of tracing back to the hackers that plant them in the first place. This is punishable by execution of their personality in the digital world. Our society acknowledges that we accomplish all of our goals digitally and plan on not tolerating hassles of a virus while doing so. We demand to secure the right for free internet searching. No longer will the people have to suffer the indignity of getting a virus. We will provide a wireless universe where people will be able to enjoy the advantages of interacting, researchin, and managing finances. Our government of Empathions and Logicians will guarantee fairness to everyone in the utopia.
We plan on expanding our technology on a day to day basis to help the future unite us all, as our motto states. We have banned historical texts because of our Jetsonian's theory that we refuse to repeat the mistakes of our previous society's past. We are training our minds to think creatively. We encourage our students in the school system to use their time wisely to prepare for their futures working for their goals. We do not need to learn aspects of education that will not be of use for us in the future. All of our digital citzens have freedom of speech.
In conclusion, we therefor, as members of the digital utopia of Jetsonia, declare ourselves the forerunners of this technological driven society. In closing, we will continue to look into the future and beyond to help us educate each other and flourish as a society for millennia to come. Our success lies in our trust of the good people of Jetsonia, and their refusal to fail.
Posted by SmarterthanOdysseus at 8:35 AM 0 comments
Blog 2 A Cautionary Tale for Young Jetsonians
Billy was a good digital citizen and student in the school of business early on in his life. His parents always wanted what was best for him and early on, he was on the right path. But as Billy got older he did not participate in Jetsonia's technological time management classes and his grades began to suffer.
Billy began to spend time on JetBay, obsessing over our wide variety of digital commerce. As his grades sunk lower and lower, and his parents began to notice, he looked for an easy way out. He began to hack onto others computers using banned and outdated computer software. With our state of the art hacking busting system, Megatron, it did not last very long. Using outdated systems if forbidden in Jetsonia, and hacking is one of the greatest offenses to possibly commit. It is punishable by being kicked out of our great society.
After looking into our Guilt-a-meters, Billy as banished to Flinstonia. He spent the rest of his time rolling around rocks and interacting with non-technologians. Billy was never given a second chance and he longed for the comfort and pleasure that the technological driven utopia Jetsonia had to offer him.
Posted by CSKennedy at 7:53 AM 0 comments
Proclamation Statement
Our reasons for creating the digital utopia of Jetsonia are simple and straightforward. We,the proud people of Jetsonia, refuse to tolerate the complete and utterly despicable amount of theft and damage that has been occuring throughout the current digital society. Identity theft has occurred throughout the computer industry, corrupting hundreds of thousands. Hackers have been stealing information, money, ideals, and confidentiality from citizens all around the world. The current digital society completely broke our trust by not punishing these wrongdoers. This group of hackers live by ideals that are outdated and don't use technology in the proper way that Jetsonians believe in. We think of them as the Amish of the technological world. The current digital society completely broke our trust by not dealing with these savages.
Our mission is to stop these criminals from stealing digital information. We intend to do this by severely punishing any offenders who try to steal information by completely kicking them out of our utopia.We do not extend Miranda Rights for people who violate these guidelines. They will be exiled to Flinstonia, a non utopian society where digital citizenship does not exist. There is no technology there and survival chances are slim due to a harsh environment containing prehistoric creatures and a culture hard to adapt to compared to Jetsonian lifestyle. No one is given a second chance and will be on their own.
Our mission also includes the task of getting rid of viruses. We can accomplish this by our advanced technology of tracing back to the hackers that plant them in the first place. No longer will the people have to suffer the indignity of getting a virus. Planting viruses is punishable by execution of their personality in the digital world. Our society acknowledges that we accomplish all of our goals digitally and plan on not tolerating hassles while doing so. We demand to secure the right for free internet searching. We will provide a wireless universe where people will be able to enjoy the advantages of interacting, researching, and managing finances.
Our government of Empathions and Logicians will guarantee fairness to all of the utopia. We plan on expanding our technology on a day to day basis to help the future unite us all, as our motto states. The prior digital society spent too much time on the past, while success lies in our future. We have banned historical texts because of our Jetsonian's theory that we refuse to repeat the mistakes of our previous society's past. We are training our minds to think creatively. We encourage our students in the school system to use their time wisely to prepare for their futures' working for their goals. We do not need to learn aspects of education that will not be of use for us in the future.
All of our digital citizens have freedom of speech, while our past society had rules and regulations against this, Jetsonia will not allow it. We have continually warned the hackers and lawbreakers that we will no longer tolerate their unlawful actions. In conclusion, we therefore, as members of the digital utopia of Jetsonia, declare ourselves the forerunners of this technological driven society. In closing, we will continue to look into the future and beyond to help us educate each other and flourish as a society for another millennia to come. Our success lies in our trust of the good people of Jetsonia, and their refusal to fail.
Posted by CSKennedy at 7:43 AM 0 comments
Letter of Invitation
Dear Joe Floyd (High School Student),
Are you tired of taking classes that you do not need? Do you want to start preparing yourself for the rest of your life and not focusing on subjects that are not even relevant to you?
We would like to take this opportunity to invite you to our digital Utopian society of Jetsonia. Our society is technology driven and we are always one step ahead of everybody else. Because we are always looking at the future, we can guarantee that we will always get your ready for the next level.
Jetsonia is a peaceful society, that uses technology for the good of mankind. We have set up specific schools for your future. We put you in a variety of tests in order to find out what your career will consist of in the future. After these tests, we place you in a school that will center on your future career. In this school, you will learn ever aspect of what you will do in the future in order to make sure you are fully prepared. You will not have to spend time focusing on subjects that won't do you any good in the future like filling your time with homework that does not retain to your future career. With our state of the art learning techniques and programs, school is fun and entertaining and allows you to learn at a quick efficient rate. Once you enter the collegiate aspect of your schooling, you are not required to take prerequisites, because your ability in your future career will already be above and beyond what it is in your current society. Your digital literacy will expand further than you ever could think possible in Jetsonia.
Jetsonia's entertainment is also something that other try to achieve, but fall short of their goals. This is because of our ability and technology. We are so advanced that downloading has become a thing of the past. Everything downloads instantly. You can watch movies, play video games, listen to music, and anything else you can think of whenever you please. Chatting with your friends also becomes an intriguing experience. Instead of old i chats and things of that nature, you can actually be in the same room with somebody across the other side of Jetsonia with a simple click of the mouse. This can be done by simply clicking a button. A three dimensional image of your friends will be right across from you with our InteractaFriend program. This state of the art program allows you not only to talk to friend but have contact with them. This allows you to play games with them as you are speaking. This can also be used as a great form of physical activity.
Working out is also an important aspect of every teen's life and in Jetsonia, it is simple and easy. We have thousands of gyms scattered around our piece of paradise. In these gyms, they are not the type of free weights that are outdated and ancient. Instead, our gyms are filled with InteractaSettings where you can run in a tropical rain forest for ten minutes, and then be on the beaches of Florida the next. Electrically powered elastic bands make fun for weight training and also help repair your muscles faster after a strenuous workout.
We hope that you join Jetsonia as soon as possible. The future is always changing and becoming more and more efficient. The future is the key to success and survival. The future wants you to come to Jetsonia.
Sincerely,
Conlan Kennedy-Empathion
Posted by CSKennedy at 5:50 AM 1 comments
Labels: Letter
Monday, April 5, 2010
Proclamation Statement Revision Suggestion
Instead of just focusing on hackers, I think in the proclamation our reasons for creating this digital society should read: Due to the continuous criminal activity that takes place in the old digital society,Jetsonia aims to get rid of all criminals for a safe and pleasant place. I think this goes well with Adam's idea about "triminals" (technological criminals).
This could allow us to not just focus on hackers and identity theft, but all aspects of crime that take place in a digital era. This includes inappropriate images on the internet like underage pornography. It will also help completely eliminate plagiarism that takes place in our digital schools that are trying to help our young ones become successful in the digital age. Our main goal should be to get rid of these triminals in order to make our society a safer, better place to spend time in the digital world.
Posted by CSKennedy at 5:40 PM 0 comments
Alternate Justice System
Rather than arresting offenders, charging them with crimes, and making them sit through weeks (or months) of trials, we skip several steps in punishing criminals. In our utopia, those who are accused of trying to hack into our technological systems are labeled accordingly through digital etiquette as "triminals" (replacing the "c" in the word criminal with the "t" in technology). If someone is discovered as a member or is even associated with Non-Technologians, they have committed a crime. This underground organization consists of people who are against society from making any advancement in technology.
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